cheap tricks and cheesy one liners
Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and the head plays tricks with us, but the eyes see true. Look with your eyes. Hear with your ears. Taste with your mouth. Smell with your nose. Feel with your skin. Then comes the thinking, afterward, and in that way knowing the truth. //

when i was little i heard the term “oral sex” and couldn’t imagine how people did it so i came to the conclusion that they just described sex like if they stand in front of each other in bed and start saying 

"ohh im penetrating you"