Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
you know, lady gamora, even when we first met , while i was beating you to death, i thought to myself: i bet she and i could be friends.
i thought the same, angela… as i was beating you to death.
Look, I’ve known Jake forever. Our friendship is little-boy-holding-little-girl’s-hand.
Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”
okay… this looks bad.